But is it art?
Like all dedicated seekers of truth – eternal and ephemeral – this blogger likes to expose himself (though not in his Burberry mackintosh) to the edges of human experience – last week, in two unusual expeditions.
Ludlow Racecourse is an attractive sporting venue set on the gravel-bearing flood plain of the River Teme. There has been recorded horseracing there since 1729, and about a hundred years ago a fine members’ stand was erected in cast iron. Facing north, it prevents a low winter sun from shining in the punters’ eyes. However it also exposes them to the full blast of any northerly wind descending off the Shropshire Hills.
A serviceable, if not architecturally outstanding Members’ Bar and Restaurant was put up about a dozen years ago, and now earns extra revenue – like any sensible Members’ Bar – as an antiques fair and general entertainment venue. Last week it hosted an auction of German Nazi memorabilia.
Specialist Document auctioneers, Mullocks had put together a sale which included a wide ranging catalogue of items from that devastating period in German history. The star lots were scheduled for the end of the sale – a series of paintings executed by a struggling Austrian artist in the early 20th Century – the youthful and evidently romantically-minded Adolf Hitler.
Understandably, commentators, including the auctioneer’s expert Richard Westwood-Brookes, were anxious to point out how bad the paintings were, and how if they hadn’t been painted by Hitler, they’d have been worth nothing. As it happens the pictures didn’t look so bad to me (I’ve certainly seen worse at the Ludlow Art Society exhibitions) but please don’t take that as any kind of condonation of the old mass-murderer’s subsequent behaviour – and, in any case, I’m a notoriously bad judge of pictures.
The racecourse is just two miles from here, so I decided I should go and see what sort of people would turn up to buy the moustachioed monster’s early daubs. In the part of the building set aside for the sale, media folk – maybe a dozen news teams with TV cameras and appendages – easily outnumbered real people, and as the Nazi highlight of the sale was reached, it became clear that most of the serious bidding was coming down the phone line – Shropshire is not the epicentre of the art-dealing or, for that matter, Nazi memorabilia world. Nevertheless, a few prospective bidders had come in person, but not, as I’d half thought, the infamous British Hitler fan, David Irving or even his defender, Christopher Hitchens.
There were a couple of German TV crews and, in a Hitler/Wagner cross-reference, a pair of blonde, pigtailed and fairly stout Brunhilde’s, dressed in black, as well as a few men sporting slightly iffy apparel and/or haircuts who, in the circumstances, could easily have been take for Hitler fanciers. The buyer of the first painting – an alleged self-portrait, depicting a little man in a brown suit of plus fours dangling his legs over the side of a rustic bridge – at £10,000 (over 5 times its estimate) was a man with short-cropped grey hair, in his 40s with a Birmingham twang who told reporters he was John Ratledge. As no individual of that name who is the right age appears on the electoral register, he might have been being coy about his identity. Who wouldn’t be, after you’d told the hordes of the press that you were going to hang the thing on your office wall.
The collection of fifteen paintings which the vendor had stored in his garage for 60 years then forgotten about, sold in the end for c£95,000 – perhaps £94,900 more than he paid for them.
Is there shame or guilt to be apportioned for profiting from Hitler in this way?
Would the ethically correct action have been to put them on the next bonfire.
The tacky event inevitably produced a few tacky headlines…
“HEIL OF A PRICE!” from Dirty Desmond’s Express.
“GOERING, GOERING, GONE!” from the usually less adventurous Shropshire Star.
I can now thankfully cross off my list of things to do before I die: “Attend an auction of a dead Nazi leader’s works of art.”
In my next blog I’ll tell you how Harry Harvey (he was called Henry last week, but thought it better to be Harry) fared at his Xfactor audition.
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Comment by Richard Westwood-Brookes on 8 May 2009:
Hello Peter
Perhaps if you had bothered to monitor my sales over the last six years instead of taking the cynical high ground, you would maybe consider that your application of the term ‘tacky’ to the sale on April 23rd was itself ‘tacky’. Over the years I have put together a sale which is firmly based in history in all ages and all its forms. WWII and all the dreadful events of that time are no more important to me than any other period of history and it is interesting that you dub the auction a ’sale of Nazi memorabilia’ – would you apply that ticket to the harrowing testimonies of the Holocaust victims which were also in the sale ? Would you apply it to the Marylin Monroe blouse or the Elvis Presley prayer book. How about the document from 1187 – Nazi ? Or how about the documents relating to the Kelly Riots in Birmingham in the 1850s and the eye witness account of the demise of the Cato Street conspirators in 1820. How about Churchill’s manuscript menu ? How about the letter of the promoters of the Stockton and Darlington Railway – obvious Nazis I’d guess. Problem, is Peter that you and the media in general seem obsessed with one thing – Adolf Hitler. That’s your problem, not mine. I place the character in history with no more importance than anyone else – but you and the rest of the media aren’t interested in them. Only Hitler. If you were as interested in history as much as I am perhaps you would care to come to more of my sales. Was it tacky of me to sell Sir Henry Irving’s personal copies of Shakespeare marked up for performance, or the document of Henry VIII granting a newly dissolved monastery to one of his accolites, or the finest letter of Telford ever to appear at auction, or the fingerprint machine which took the fingerprints of the martyrs of the Easter Rising in Dublin ? I have a document signed by the man who discovered the Gunpowder Plot in my next sale for example – interested in him – or does he have to be a Nazi to stir your interest ? One of the great disapointments I have about my sales is that while they atrract bidders from all over the world hardly anyone from the Ludlow area bothers to come – perhaps I should abandon important historical documents and indulge myself in tacky nazi memorabilia then you’ll all come along, won’t you ?
Comment by Leanne on 12 May 2009:
Touched a nerve there, did he Richard?
I think he was calling the spectacle around it tacky, rather than you. ‘Perhaps if you had bothered’ to actually read the blog post instead of just getting your whinge on, you’d have seen that the only word used to describe you was ‘expert’. I’m assuming you have no objections to that.
Haha, this kind of trollery always brightens up my morning. Hat tip to you, Mr. Burden.