In these days of dwindling numbers of public loos, and burgeoning ranks of older men with expanded prostates, Metro Bank, the new high street operator bank opening this year could be on to a winner – their branches, they say, will cointain lavatories for the use of their customers. There must be millions of older fellows fed up with being caught short with a bladderful, who’ll welcome the chance to belong to a bank in the high street that that will provide peace of bladder seven days a week.
Nappy changing facilities could do the same for the mothers of young children, provided perhaps that they sign up the nappy-changee as future customers.
And a resident physio might attract the armies of Britons who claim to suffer from bad backs. There’s not end to what else could attract the punters under the banner of service.

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