Capital of the Marches

Rustic feasting

Out here among the honeyed hillocks and mistletoed meadows, we like our seasonal office parties, too, you know.

My son Archie has been working in a cake-making place – a ‘home’ not a factory, I guess, since the cakes are home-made – and of a high order, mostly finding their way from deep Salop to Fortnum & Mason, Piccadilly. He has just enjoyed a Christmas dinner with eleven female cake-making colleagues in a rustic functio-pub  near Bridgnorth, where several disparate groups were celebrating the Winter Solstice. Archie’s cake party was flanked by a festive gang of primary school teachers, and a group of cattle artificial inseminators (I wonder what they talked about?). 

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Winners in the Credit Crunch

Books, it’s often said, sell better in a recession – I imagine because reading is about the most cost-effective, convenient way to entertain yourself. £8 worth of paperback should always last several times longer than £8 worth of movie, with the best pictures in the book-reader’s head. As a writer who lives on royalties, I hope the maxim holds true this time round. But the most obvious winner currently emerging is the sale of condoms, up some 10%, with ‘sexual enhancers’ up 25%. Less predictably, Ocado, the home delivery service for Waitrose, have seen sales up by 60%. Food & sex, always reassuring in troubled times.

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