Ludlow
Mozart Rusticana
Walcot Hall sits in the valley of the River Kemp which flows serenely towards the Clun between the round-topped, wooded hills of southwest Shropshire. In 1764, Clive of India chose to settle in this beautiful corner of England, just east of Offa’s Dyke, and bought the house with its 80,000 acre estate. He commissioned an architect, Sir William Chambers to re-order the house, which he then left to his son Edward. Walcot Hall remained in the Clive family for 170 years, during which time vast sums were also spent on improving the grounds. A mile-long lake, enlarged by Napoleonic French prisoners of war, still spans the view from the Hall. In 1800, a spacious ballroom was added in order to house a carpet presented to Edward while he’d been governor of Madras.
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Give a herd a trough
It’s obvious, is it not, that if you were to produce a trough, fill it with money and place it in front of a 650 average English persons, it would be inevitable that snouts will be immersed in it, trotters, too sometimes, up to the hocks. The extent of abuse will vary from Western Saddleback to Gloucester Old Spot, but the more elastic the criteria by which the trough is kept topped up, the less incentive for individual restraint.
The way the Westminster trough has grown, and the reasons for it are symptoms of a classic British fudge.
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But is it art?
Like all dedicated seekers of truth – eternal and ephemeral – this blogger likes to expose himself (though not in his Burberry mackintosh) to the edges of human experience – last week, in two unusual expeditions.
Ludlow Racecourse is an attractive sporting venue set on the gravel-bearing flood plain of the River Teme. There has been recorded horseracing there since 1729, and about a hundred years ago a fine members’ stand was erected in cast iron. Facing north, it prevents a low winter sun from shining in the punters’ eyes. However it also exposes them to the full blast of any northerly wind descending off the Shropshire Hills.
A serviceable, if not architecturally outstanding Members’ Bar and Restaurant was put up about a dozen years ago, and now earns extra revenue – like any sensible Members’ Bar – as an antiques fair and general entertainment venue. Last week it hosted an auction of German Nazi memorabilia.
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Noddies, teledeceptions and Susan Boyle
I wonder if any of you recall that fuss – when was it, a year or so ago – about ‘noddy’ shots on television interviews? These were clips filmed and inserted retrospectively by television interviewers, which were intended to give the impression that the interviewer was reacting thoughtfully to what was being said (although he/she was probably groping frantically for whatever the producer had told him to ask next, or, possibly, thinking about where he was going to have a drink afterwards) and going on to ask the next question, as if, extravagantly, there were two cameras covering the event. It was felt that viewers needed sight of the response to believe the interview was genuine – essentially, a lie to create a more convincing version of the truth.
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The TESTAROSSA at the Point-to-Point.
There were no Ferraris at the Ludlow Hunt point-to point, held on Saturday below the massif of Titterstone Clee on a magnificent spring day, where the SUN put in an appearance in more ways than one. Shropshire (and I’m glad about this) is a long way from London and is not Ferrari country (apart from the chap who owns the excellent Golden Moments Indian restuarant). However, there was a Red-Headed visitor from the metropolis who kept us on our toes. I was first alerted to her presence by finding former racehorse trainer, erstwhile Lothario, latterly Telegraph columnist and newly arrived novelist Charlie Brooks waving the punters into the car park. Staying with local friends, he was taking the opportunity to promote his new novel among the large gathering of horse folk.
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We should insist that Free Masons declare themselves in public elections
Shropshire, where I live, is about to undergo one of those administrative disruptions that Central government inflicts on the shire counties of England from time to time. The district councils that are currently part-autonomous entities within the existing Shropshire County Council are to be done away with and all their functions taken on by a newly constituted unitary authority, ‘Shropshire Council’ (why no longer a ‘County Council’ isn’t explained). This will exclude ‘Telford and Wrekin’, which although geographically part of the county are already an independent Unitary Authority.
There will be an election on June 4th of a new council of 74 councillors, drawn from 63 divisions. One of the most significant, and potentially contentious powers that will pass from the old District Councils to the new Shropshire Council will the granting of planning permissions.
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Real prospects for protection of public privacy?
The Media Standards Trust is concerned with protecting the freedom of the press and protecting the public from harm. They are dedicated to achieving the fairest and most fruitful balance between these contrasting points.
Their report published this week, A More Accountable Press makes a strong and publicly supported case for more effective curbs on excessive breaches of personal privacy by some sectors of the press.
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estate-agent-speak
It may sound a little supercilious to say so, but one is seldom, in my experience, lexically trumped by an estate agent. But this week in the Ludlow Advertiser, John Amos & Co of Leominster are offering:
“A Quillet of Woodland extending to 1.70 acres situated at Bryneddin Wood, Chapel Lawn, Bucknell [Salop].”
The shorter OED offers only one definition of a ‘quillet’: A verbal nicety or subtlety.
Either John Amos & Co are deploying a metaphor of such subtlety it’s escaped me, or they’ve unearthed a term so long buried in the culture of the Welsh Marches that it has been lost to the lexicographers.
They certainly didn’t find it in the standard dictionary of estate-agent-speak, which deserves commendation.
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“Faintheart”
Anyone who’s spent a few hours in Ludlow will tell you it’s as handsome a town as you could find in Merry England (imagine all those parfit knights, codpieces and Black Death), stuffed with alleyways, timbered houses with oaken chins that jut over narrow streets and a fine castle built on a rocky mount above a gushing river. It still even has a suite of late-Georgian Assembly Rooms, as favoured by Ms J Austen and her sort when seeking social interaction. Despite being coloured an iffy crushed-blackcurrant-and-cream that Farrow & Ball must have been selling off cheap, the Assembly Rooms still serve their original function as a place of encounter and diversion in this small town. Last Saturday – a techno dance rave, next week – jazz rapper, Soweto Kinch. There are plays and concerts and other types of dances, although no White Sergeants dashing or otherwise engaged in cotillions or quadrilles or any of those high-waisted Regency dance routines where you barely have time to say, ‘Lah, me, Miss Jemma, you put me in mind of a frisky filly,’ before your partner hurls you into the solid bosom of a passing matriarch.
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Winners in the Credit Crunch
Books, it’s often said, sell better in a recession – I imagine because reading is about the most cost-effective, convenient way to entertain yourself. £8 worth of paperback should always last several times longer than £8 worth of movie, with the best pictures in the book-reader’s head. As a writer who lives on royalties, I hope the maxim holds true this time round. But the most obvious winner currently emerging is the sale of condoms, up some 10%, with ‘sexual enhancers’ up 25%. Less predictably, Ocado, the home delivery service for Waitrose, have seen sales up by 60%. Food & sex, always reassuring in troubled times.
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