News of the Screws royal hunters, young Ryan Sabey backed up by ‘Royal Editor’, Bob-a-Jobson, have been up to those voyeuristic tricks that their paper’s gossip-monger boss likes so much to see in his Shag’n’Brag Sunday rag.

Like a pair of grubby mac wearers, they’ve been dogging the steps of a 24 year old man to spy on his private romances. They reported today that Prince Harry was seen leaving a London club in the small hours with an attractive blonde girl who, they have discovered, is a friend of Prince William’s girlfriend.

This utterly unremarkable, un-newsworthy event, believe it or not, becomes the story that makes the front page splash of Rupert Murdoch’s leading Smut’n’Butt sheet.

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